Mix things up and get everyone laughing this holiday season with this Christmas gift guide to the best rude Secret Santa gifts.
It’s challenging to find the perfect white elephant gift that’s funny, lighthearted, and somewhat functional, especially when shopping on a budget.
You could always go with a standard gift card or candle, but where’s the fun in that?
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These Christmas present ideas stray from tradition to liven up your next Secret Santa gift exchange with hilarious and cringy holiday items.
Regardless of who your Secret Santa is, they’re sure to get a kick out of these funny and rude Secret Santa gifts.
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Rude Secret Santa Gifts to Liven Up Your Holiday Party
1. Custom Face Underwear
If you’re paired with a guy for Secret Santa this Christmas season and need gift ideas for men, consider gifting a funny pair of custom face underwear.
Retailers like Amazon and Etsy sell personalized boxers that let you upload a face picture for one-of-a-kind undergarments.
Regardless of how you customize these over-the-top underwear, laughter will ensue as this rude Secret Santa gift is unwrapped.
2. Jelly Belly BeanBoozled
Jelly Belly’s BeanBoozled challenge has been a classic gag gift for years.
Each container of jelly beans has flavors ranging from peach and pomegranate to dead fish and stinky socks—you read that right!
With every BeanBoozled bite, you have a 50/50 chance of getting a delicious or disgusting jelly bean.
This Secret Santa gag gift is fun for all ages. Are you brave enough to take the challenge?
3. Silly Mug
Silly and festive coffee mugs are always a hit at Secret Santa get-togethers. Not only are they practical, but they’re also budget-friendly, as you can find many options under $10.
If you have an upcoming work party with coworkers and need the perfect gift for a colleague (or boss!), you can’t go wrong with a funny mug.
Target offers an impressive selection of humorous Christmas mugs that everyone will love.
Pearhead’s “All Mom Wants Is a Silent Night” mug is perfect for tired mamas, while the “Bottoms Up” Santa option is funny for anyone.
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4. Fuzzy Socks
Socks make funny Secret Santa gifts if you find an obnoxiously eye-catching pair.
These fuzzy socks are patterned to look like animal paws—despite the hilarious design, they’re ultra plush and comfortable.
If you prefer to support a small business, Etsy has many fun and unique Christmas sock options for men and women.
5. Yodeling Pickle
Any Internet search for “rude Secret Santa gift ideas” is bound to pull up the Yodeling Pickle.
This hilarious musical toy is designed for kids but, in my experience, makes adults laugh just as hard.
Archie McPhee’s Electronic Yodeling Pickle is ideal for children three and up—with a simple button push, the toy will begin to sing.
With thousands of positive customer reviews, it’s clear the Yodeling Pickle is a hit among cheeky gifts for the holidays.
6. Funny Air Freshener
Another hilarious novelty gift for Secret Santa that anyone and everyone will love is a funny air freshener.
Who doesn’t love the smell of a brand-new air freshener? Imagine an air freshener that smells and looks like bacon—you might be pleasantly surprised and enjoy it more than you think!
Or, gift the special coffee connoisseur in your life a 3-pack of Coffee Up In This B*tch spray to freshen everything from your bedroom or home office to your car.
7. Goofy Eye Mask
Catch up on beauty sleep while delivering some laughs with a goofy, nontraditional eye mask.
This holiday gift idea perfectly balances humor with practicality since everyone can enjoy more restful sleep with an eye mask.
Why use a boring eye mask when you can mix things up with an adorable Christmas Microplush Reindeer option?
While this would be an especially big hit with kids, adults will also get a chuckle from the festive eye mask.
Dr. Seuss’s Grinch Satin Eye Mask is also a top option that pokes fun at grumpy morning people and is ultra-comfortable.
8. Festive Apparel
Nothing says “Secret Santa gag gift” like a funny and festive shirt, and there are many options for people of all ages and interests.
Etsy offers an excellent assortment of budget-friendly Christmas shirts that combine holiday cheer and hilarity.
You can find kid-friendly shirts that’ll get little ones giggling or pick up a PG-13 option for adults-only Secret Santa parties.
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9. Gag Toilet Paper
One of the funniest stocking filler Christmas gifts is gag toilet paper, which also goes easy on the wallet.
You can pick up a single roll of printed Christmas toilet paper from SHEIN for less than $2.50—with that unbeatable price, why not snag several rolls for stocking stuffers?
If you really want to prank your Secret Santa, check out this Novelty Cockroach Toilet Tissue.
At first glance, it looks like bugs are all over the roll of toilet paper, gross!
10. Unique Ornament
Rounding out this list of rude gifts is a unique ornament to adorn the Christmas tree.
There are so many ways you can get creative with a fun and quirky ornament that’ll stand out and make your Secret Santa laugh, cringe, and everything in between.
Pay homage to your gift recipient’s favorite food with a miniature box of macaroni and cheese or a tiny can of holiday-themed beer.
Create a personalized gift ornament with an original picture or quote for a one-of-a-kind Christmas keepsake.
Get in the holiday spirit with these hilarious and rude Secret Santa gifts!
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FAQs
I recommend the Yodeling Pickle.
Check out these custom face underwear or Coffee Up In This B*tch fragrance spray.
You can’t go wrong with a festive and funny mug.
Elise Armitage is an entrepreneur and founder of What The Fab, a travel + lifestyle blog based in California. At the beginning of 2019, Elise left her corporate job at Google to chase her dreams: being an entrepreneur and helping women find fabulous in the everyday. Since then, she’s launched her SEO course Six-Figure SEO, where she teaches bloggers how to create a passive revenue stream from their website using SEO. Featured in publications like Forbes, Elle, HerMoney, and Real Simple, Elise is a firm believer that you can be of both substance and style.
